Accommodations

Hola People~

Fashion flaws are going to drive me to drink. I'm not sure how I should feel when I go into the store to show patronization towards the celebrity I like when they only accommodate females of smaller sizes. How should that make the rest of the world feel. I know that it takes a little more effort to make the garments, but if you decide to make it...make it right!! The clothing for plus size that celebrities make never look like regular sized clothes. The colors are always horrific, they have a bunch of unnecessary print, and there's always a lot of things cut out or hanging from it. Tacky as hell is all I can say about the clothes. I can't understand why they won't just make the same styles for all sizes. We want to wear rocawear, and baby phat, but not if it is going to make us stand out and have others gawking. I think I speak for the ladies that care about their appearance and want the things they purchase to be cute, sexy, and tasteful. Please designers consider us too, because the larger portion of the world is a becoming the majority so you will at some point or another need or business just as much if not more than the skinny minis.

I have to put a few plus size stores in "The Corner"
http://www.ashleystewart.com/
http://www.dots.com/

Thank you for the fabulous apparel!!!!!!

See, Speak,and Hear the Words

I want to visualize how silly people look who have bad grammar. Then you should practice speaking with proper grammar and pronunciation. Last but not least listen to the applause you'll receive for accomplishing this task.

A list of phrases that are used frequently and sound absolutely ridiculous:

• I'm bout to go>>> I'm about to go.
• We finna get ready>>> We are getting ready right now.
• Where it's at>>> Which sounds more like where is at>> It is meant to be, Where is it?
• She ain't got no money>>> She does not have any money.
• Why come he can't>> Why can't he

Feel free to let me know which ones are missing.

The Freaks Come Out

This is the beginning of a different type of customer. The customer that is very greedy. All you can eat....HELP ME!!! My co-worker has experienced the first complaint of the all you can eat season. Thank heavens I am no longer on the floor. So check this, her guest came in asked for a table for three. I took them in and let them no that their server would be right over. At the time of seating there was only two guests. They ordered all you can eat for one and a seperate entree` for the other. When the last guests arrived he did decided not to order anything. Of course your right, he's just gonna eat with her. Wrong... that is not allowed...you can not do that!!!! Please do not be upset when you have an additional charge on your bill for the food that your friend was just tasting. Thanks for coming out...God Bless... and Goodnight (Russell Simmons).

Cellularphobia

Many people have it bad with the wireless communication set up. You lock numbers in and never look back at them. Problem 1 is here and what do you do? What do you do if you forget your phone? What will happen if your battery dies? Who are you going to call now?? I know you are the one who has no answer for all of the above. All is well though I have the perfect remedy! Write down your most important numbers on an index and put them in the glovebox. You can tape it to a secret location in the car. You can also put it in your wallet. This will insure that you will never be caught with your brain in the fryer. Your Welcome..lol!!!

Push or Pull

There are a lot of funny things that take place at the restaurant. Nothing beats when guests push the door instead of pulling it. I mean they push that door 3 and 4 times before they realize that they need to pull it. When I say hilarious...I mean hilarious. First they push with the handles. When that doesn't work they look at it and then they push it with on hand up top and the other on the handle...no dice. Next thing you know they are pushing it with one hand only. Can we all say OMG!!! At what point do you decide to pull it? Most people don't make this decision until they have pull three times, checked to make sure there are no locks, and seen all the people on the inside who are trying not to bust their spleen from laughter. Note: I think if you don't have door instructions you should always pull gently. It makes less noise and looks less obvious.

Communties

Good day mates~~

I apologize for my absence. I had unfortunate issues this weekend. My community is fair, but the neighborhood is evolving into some sort of monster. Local teens are beginning to need something to do and their newly found activities are in an understatement...illegal. Last time I checked it is a crime to kick out someone's air conditioning unit and go into their home and remove things. Where in the hell is yo momma??? Why do these little hoodlums have all this time unsupervised. I guess parents should wait until people leave their homes and climb in their windows too. The term is Breakin and Entering and it is ignorant. These people better get they kids, because when they climb through the wrong window they could possibly get killed. Then I guess the victim will no longer be the victim right???

Hello...I am Standing Here!!

Howdy Bloggers~

Today I experienced a very common yet unaddressed issue. I walked into the Little Ceasars to get the oh so famous Hot n' Ready. I must say that the young man behind the counter was not really feelin' work today. He took my order and one of his co-workers can around the corner and said, "How come this s**t is always right here on the floor?". When she said this I guess that gave him the okay to reply, "I don't know I told that ni**a to move that s**t". Are you serious? This is what is considered taking care of people? She had to see me, and I am wondering if the manager is present. Things are just getting out of hand. What makes you think I want to hear your conversation anyway?!? I started to yell out HELLO... I AM STANDING HERE!!! Somebody needs to report these things, because they are just taking it too far. You hate to snitch, but nobody wants to deal with that.