Samplers!

I'mmmmm Baaacccckkkkk!!!

Why in the world are you at the restaurant asking for tasters? This is not Sam's Club or the deli. This is a dining facility!! Samplers are starting to be more and more frequent. A guest asked my girl RocDiva for a courtesy cup of raspberry lemonade...I'm saying...are you serious. No! No! No! You may not sample the kool-aid. It's kool-aid. The babies drink comes with the meal so it will be free. If you just ask then I will let you know. Oh yeah... you can't sample the soup or the lobster either, none of those items are put into taste size portions. TTYL!!

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm....

Attention!!! All innocent bystanders, sorry you have become the victim!!

-White panties with white pants
-The bra that is so tight it looks like you have four breasts
-A ponytail that needs to be combed or brushed or something
-Camel Toe
-Ash and dirt on the bottom of your feet while wearing a flip flop
-Hairy pits
-Skinny jeans! On men!
-Taco meat or Hairy chest
-Thigh wedgies
-Butt cracks

We have become victims to this insane way of fashion. I say,"No more". I will not take this insanity from you any longer. I am just minding my own business and hee you come with this crazyness. Get it together beore I see you in the streets and call u out!! You can take that to the bank.

What's with the "Tude"

While vacationing in Las Vegas this weekend I ran into a lot of people who had a really funky attitude. I'm not quite sure why they were so rude, but they were. I bet the majority of them were locals. When must people are visiting a new environment they are not mean. They are for the most part pleasant, because they are away from their everyday life. Look... I know that I came to have a nice time and just because you didn't, try not to interrupt me. I will adjust my path so we don't collide, but you need to do the same. We are not walking on a one way and what makes you feel as though your on the path alone. I would be wrong if I dropped my shoulder and flipped you on your back. Try to remember if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed the person that you are about to disrespect could have done the same.